Never be smug about anything
portlandia:

This t-shirt could be yours: http://ifc.tv/1pvIOhm #WorshipTheBeaver

portlandia:

This t-shirt could be yours: http://ifc.tv/1pvIOhm #WorshipTheBeaver

OMG NOT ANOTHER ONE…

awkwardordeath:

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

Hehe
shinyinfo
this reblog is for you
German for grim

shitmystudentswrite:

"Grimm Household Stories" are called Grimm because that is German for grim.

When my friend’s husband says he’s glad his wife doesn’t drink as much as I do

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m like…
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I love this scene. He really sticks it to the counselor for failing to hold people accountable for their actions. Great, “thank you for sharing” and all that. But people kept saying, “oh, that’s okay, I’m sure you meant well” about all sorts of horrible things. Isn’t this right after Jesse had murdered that guy, then told the 12-step group he put his dog down?

askamydaily:

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By Amy Dickinson

July 31, 2014

Dear Amy: My older sister is getting married. Her fiance and his family are a very Christian conservative family and mine is extremely liberal.

I am gay. I received an email from my sister saying that she did not think it was right for me to attend her…